January 8, 2013

Video Vault: Return to Oz

The following article originally appeared on ScreenInvasion.com:

My love of all things cinema can be traced back to my preschool days when we would make a stop at the local video rental store, Video Vault, after being dragged on a grocery trip. I have many fond memories of Land Before Time sequels and Vons deli rotisserie chicken. Video Vault was a place where a plastic square chip sat in front of an empty VHS box and you would take the chip to the clerk to exchange it for the real video that was housed in the stacks behind the counter. Being prior to my ability to read, I learned to pick out movies based on the box cover. Over time the many hours spent grazing these hallowed aisles had imprinted the video box art onto my brain, even from movies that I had never even seen (The Silence of the Lambs and Dune boxes come to mind). Of all the VHS boxes and white plastic chips I picked up during my childhood, no VHS has been more imprinted on my brain and become one with my being than Disney’s 1985 box-office flop, Return to Oz. 1939’s The Wizard of Oz would have been my most viewed movie at that time since we owned the VHS, so it was a natural choice for me to want to see the continuation of the story. Little did I know that the colorful illustrated cover art of Dorothy and her friends from Oz happily strolling down the yellow brick road and neutral tagline “Return to the land where the adventure began” would be deceptively unrepresentative of the disturbing, life-altering content that would later materialize on my TV.


 Directed by sound design legend Walter Murch with the help of Jim Henson‘s design team responsible for The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth, Return to Oz is one of those wondrously bizarre 80′s “children’s” films that has since established a small yet passionate cult following comprised mainly of kids who rented VHS’s in the late 80’s and early 90’s. The script was adapted from plot elements in L. Frank Baum’s The Marvelous Land of Oz (1904), Ozma of Oz (1907), and Tik-Tok of Oz (1914), which Disney owned the rights to at the time. Frustrated with the film’s slow development process, Murch was originally fired from the film after only a few weeks. George Lucas, who was enjoying the power that came with his post Star Wars success and had several projects going in partnership with the Disney studio, stood behind his friend and fought for Murch’s re-hiring. While there are many reasons to despise Mr. Lucas today, this is one of his decisions that I am truly grateful for. Thanks to him, Murch was able to finish his only feature directorial effort to date, which perhaps adds to the mystique of this unbelievable film. Produced as an unofficial, non-musical sequel to the 1939 classic, Return has a much darker tone, but is more accurate to Baum’s original source material. The bleak and often terrifying vision of Oz is often credited for the film’s mixed reviews and low box office returns. It is for these reasons, however, that it was one of my most frequent rentals from Video Vault despite being responsible for sleepless nights and horrible nightmares. Forever scaring the brain of this impressionable kindergartener’s mind, it remains one of my all-time favorites!


 Return to Oz begins immediately where Judy Garland last left us 46 years earlier, with Dorothy Gale (a 10-year-old Fairuza Balk) getting left at an asylum-esque electric healing treatment facility for her delusions of a fantasy land known as Oz. Despite protests from Uncle Henry, Aunt Em decides this questionable treatment is the last hope to cure her tornado-surviving niece whose performance as a farm hand has dwindled due to her obsession with the “imaginary” land. After the discovery of locked up patients that have been driven mad from the electric treatment, Dorothy escapes the hellish hospital, falls into a raging river, boards a floating chicken coup, and washes up on the shore of the “marvelous” Land of Oz. And it is very much the magical land that we remember – the yellow brick road, the Emerald City, our beloved friends the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Li….oh…wait…no it’s not, just kidding. It’s the opposite. The yellow brick road is in ruin, all of the emeralds have been stolen from the Emerald City, and everyone Dorothy once knew has been turned to stone. To save her friends and restore Oz to its former grandeur, Dorothy sets off on a terrifying quest filled with treacherous villains including the head-swapping Queen Mombi, her maniacal henchmen “the Wheelers” (‘urban’ clowns whose feet and hands have been replaced with wheels), and the nefarious Nome King, who used the ruby slippers that Dorothy left behind to turn Oz into a post-apocalyptic nightmare. A whole new gang of strange allies joins her including the wind-up robot Tik-Tok, Jack Pumpkinhead, Billina the talking chicken, and a flying creature made out of a bed, palm fronds, and a moose head known as The Gump. Dorothy faces one frightening situation after another with the naïveté and confidence of a child who truly does not understand the danger she is in. Complete with an Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade-esque climax and a final deus ex machina that is so hilariously out of nowhere that it is hard not to love, Return to Oz is a wholly captivating and truly terrifying interpretation of Baum’s world.


“Portions of this material may not be suitable for small children. Parental discretion advised.” – sticker attached to front cover of VHS copies of Return to Oz. Biggest understatement of my life.
The film’s strength lies in the fully realized characterizations and actors who embody these strange foreign creatures. Clever, Baum-ian dialogue is quick to establish the characters’ personalities, such as Tik-Tok’s matter-of-fact declaration, “I have always valued my lifelessness.” Elaborate puppetry and masterful voice performances make Dorothy’s team of misfits believable, especially Brian Henson who brings a tender humanity to Jack, the boyish pumpkin man. Nicol Williamson is fully committed to the joy of being evil as the crafty Nome King and the convincingly mad rage of Jean Marsh makes Queen Mombi one of the most terrifying characters is cinematic history. Fairuza Balk has never been more likable than as the now melancholic Dorothy trapped in the I Am Legend version of the wonderful world she once knew.

Also of note are the incredible special effects that bring the story to life. Produced in the last great era of effects before the digital age, Return to Oz is a true practical effects masterpiece. The detailed and unique puppet creature creations are infinitely more convincing than any soulless CGI pixel turd. The film’s only Academy Award nomination was for Best Visual Effects, but it was snubbed in favor of Cacoon (Fun Fact: the other nominee that year was Young Sherlock Holmes which featured the first fully CGI photorealistic character, courtesy of John Lasseter). Model work, claymation, and interesting set effects are also top notch.


 Walter Murch created a truly unique film, the one and only children’s fantasy horror movie. Along with Dorothy, the audience is faced with true-life medical horrors and the return to a desolate dystopian version of a fantasy world that is well ingrained in our collective movie culture. It forces us to consider the direst of circumstances. What happens when the situation is so bleak that even our methods of cognitive escape are tainted with evil? Once you have confronted the traumatizing land of the Nome King’s Oz, Land Before Time sequels just aren’t going to cut it.

…and thus began a life-long love affair with horror movies. Nothing has ever compared to Return to Oz though, the Wheelers will forever haunt my dreams.

For a more in-depth look at Return to Oz check out Gabe Rodriquez’s online documentary Return to Oz: The Joy That Got Away. I would recommend first watching the movie though….alone, with all the lights turned off.

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January 4, 2013

My Favorite Things of 2012

2012 came and went and the apocalypse never arrived!  Thank goodness because I am very much looking forward to 2013, although it will be hard to top the amazing entertainment that 2012 gave us.  Here are my favorite things this year:


FAVORITE MOVIES OF 2012

1) Cabin in the Woods
It is rare that a film will rocket past even the loftiest of expectations and defy "Best of the Year" lists to instantly claim its right among "Best of All-Time" lists.  Cabin in the Woods is that film.  Rookie Drew Goddard expertly directs the film I wish I made from a hilarious, terrifying, captivating, ingenious, masterfully-crafted script by the incomparable Joss Whedon.  The elevator sequence goes down in history as one of the most memorable horror movie moments ever and leads in to a third act that even a non-fanboy would call a joyously entertaining cinematic spectacular. 

2) Django Unchained
What can I say about this film that hasn’t already been said?  The entire movie-going community agrees that Django effing rules!  In true Tarantino form, the verbal confrontations are just as good (if not better) than the outstanding edge-of-your-seat, blood-splattering, hyper-violent action sequences in this highly satisfying American fantasy.

3) Safety Not Guaranteed
And the award for best performance of the year goes to Mark Duplass as a one-eared time-traveling pioneer in search of a companion.  Perhaps the biggest surprise is that newcomer Derek Connolly's decidedly indie script about defying convention unconventionally delivers a wholly conventional cinematic finale that elicits cheers and warms the heart. Like Elliot and E.T. taking flight or Luke firing his photon torpedoes into the Death Star exhaust port, this is warm-fuzzy movie magic.

4) Sound of My Voice
This raw and riveting journey down a cult rabbit hole kept me guessing all the way through.  The charismatic and intense Brit Marling orchestrates a nail-biting film that creeps its way in to your soul with an unsettling intimacy.    


5) The Innkeepers
Sara Paxton and Pat Healy portray the two most loveable small town innkeepers-turned-ghost-hunters in Ti West’s superb follow-up to 2009’s cult classic House of the Devil.  Touching human moments and genuine humor endear the characters to the audience while an unbearable suspense builds underneath, as the inn’s secrets are uncovered.  

6) The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Stephen Chbosky adaptation of his own novel is one of the finest depictions of modern American teenage life ever committed to film, even if the amount of issues the plot deals with is a bit over-the-top.  The superb cast led by Logan Lerman effortlessly charm their way in to the hearts of anyone that has ever felt like an outsider. 

7) Argo
While real life may not have been quite so suspenseful, there is no denying that this is simply excellent filmmaking.   The exposition is clear, the characters are real, the goals are set, and the audience is whisked away to Iran, 1980 for a captivating 120 minutes.

8) Wreck-It-Ralph
Walt Disney Animations Studios out-Pixars Pixar this year with the extremely clever, nostalgia-filled, romp in to the world of video games.  With equal parts thrills, humor, and heart, Wreck-It-Ralph is an instant classic of the digital generation.  It’s genius, however, is in the details.    

9) Silver Linings Playbook
Tour-de-force performances from Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence entertain in this enlightened script about mental illness in contemporary life.  A surprisingly subtle return to the silver (linings! lol) screen from Chris Tucker is icing on this crowd-pleasing rom-com cake. 

10) The Hunger Games
Guilty!  Lock me up!  More than any of the massive comic-book movies released this year, I loved getting sucked in to the new and detailed post-apocalyptic universe of Katniss & company.  Purposely avoiding the books, I was completely captivated and cannot wait to find out what is next in store for ‘The Girl On Fire’.

Runner’s Up:  Lola Versus, Premium Rush, Goon, The Amazing Spider-Man, Frankenweenie



FAVORITE NEW TV SHOW

Catfish: The TV Series
Nev Schulman brings the online identity investigation skills from his hit documentary to the small screen in the immensely suspenseful and highly captivating Catfish: The TV Series.  There is something sadistically entertaining about knowing and watching the inevitable disappointments as the twisting truths about online lovers is revealed.  However, it is Schulman’s enthusiasm, compassion, and genuine desire to better the lives of his documentary subjects that really makes the show special.   In the final episode this year we had the privilege of witnessing true love, real love, an unconventional and


FAVORITE OLD TV SHOWS

 Adventure Time
Rather than jumping a shark or slowly fading into nonexistence, Adventure Time stepped up its game with consistently more hilarious and weird instant classic episodes than ever before.  The characters only became more enthralling as we were treated to much mythology and back-story this year as well as more formidable foes.

Game of Thrones
What can I can, it's the best.

FAVORITE PERFORMANCES OF THE YEAR
Mark Duplass - Safety Not Guaranteed
Michael Shannon - Premium Rush
Matthew McConaughey -  Magic Mike
Brit Marling - Sound of My Voice
Greta Gerwig - Lola Versus/Damsels In Distress
Sara Paxton - The Innkeepers


FAVORITE ALBUM

Some Nights - Fun.
Thank you 2012, for introducing me to the incredible music of Nate Ruess and company.  Poetic lyricism combine with melodious sing-along choruses and vocal theatrics in this celebratory album.  The opportunity to see the band's incendiary live show this year truly solidified my fandom.  Plus, I don't think any songwriter references his love for his parents as much as Ruess does in Some Night, I appreciate that.


BEST COMEBACK OF THE YEAR

TIM BURTON
I thoroughly enjoyed both of Tim Burton's film releases this year, Dark Shadows and Frankenweenie, more than I have enjoyed a Tim Burton film in a good long while.  I'm sure getting the opportunity to interview Frankenweenie's producers, Don Hahn and Allison Abbate, had a little to do with it.  Both were a return to classic Tim Burton territory of dark humor, colorful macabre, and inspired weirdness.  While neither will be remembered as landmark cinematic achievements, they sure felt like coming back to a welcoming and comfortable home after a long, long journey.


BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Brave
The two latest Pixar releases have, undoubtedly, been their worst (Cars 2 and Brave), hopefully 2013's Monsters University will break this trend!  What most disturbed me about Brave is that fact that it blatantly steals major plot elements directly from a recent, far superior, yet largely forgotten Disney film, 2003's Brother Bear!

WORST MOVIES OF 2012

The Devil Inside
This fake documentary is so stupid and pointless and unscary that I’m ashamed for even mentioning its name.


Dredd
It’s just guys shooting at guys.

Chernobyl Diaries
There has perhaps never been a more generic horror movie than this people-running “thriller”…at least Jesse McCartney gets eaten by mutants.


Paranormal Activity 4
This is a major disappointment after the surprisingly effective third installment of the franchise.

The Woman in Black
Welcome to snoozeville England, 1900 and something-or-other.

MOST ANTICIPATED OF 2013
Pacific Rim, John Dies at the End, The Evil Dead, Oz: The Great and Powerful, Frozen


And that wraps it up for 2012, what a wonderful year it was!  Have an amazing 2013, everybody!

January 16, 2012

2011 Brown Bear Awards


My Favorite Movies of 2011:

1) 50/50
2) Drive
3) Fright Night
4) Attack the Block
5) Hugo
6) Winnie the Pooh
7) Captain America: The First Avenger
8) Rise of the Planet of the Apes
9) Rango
10) Crazy, Stupid, Love

Further Rudloff approved titles:
Super 8, Bridesmaids, War Horse, Paranormal Activity 3, and Don't be Afraid of the Dark

Worst Movie of the Year:
Tie! Cars 2 & Apollo 18

TV Show of the Year:
Game of Thrones (and COMMUNITY!)

Best New Non-HBO TV Show of the Year:
Death Valley

Wow, Brad Neely Actually Got His Own TV Show Award:
China, IL

Outstanding Achievements in Acting:
John Lithgow - New Year's Eve
Peter Dinklage - Game of Thrones
The goose - War Horse

Most Superb Subplot Undeserving of The Film It Is In:
The Krill in Happy Feet 2

Biggest Disappointment:
The Muppets

Most Sleep Inducing Film of the Year:
The Adventures of Tintin

Most Forgettable Movie of the Year:
The Sitter

Best Movie with Penguins:
Mr. Popper's Penguins

Outstanding Achievement in Internet TV:
The Guild Season 5

Best Person of the Year:
Donald Glover

Song of the Year:
"Love on Top" - Beyonce

Everybody Knows You Now and You Are Great Award:
Michael Fassbender

Everybody Should Know You Because You Are Great Award:
Michael Shannon

Fantasy Onscreen Duo of Greatness:

Michael Fassbender & Michael Shannon

Catchphrase of the Year:
"Treat Yo Self"

Continued Excellence in Excellence:
Ron Swanson

Most Anticipated of 2012:
Cabin in the Woods, Game of Thrones Season 2, The Innkeepers, Batman, that new Wes Anderson movie, the voice over work of Danny DeVito as the Lorax, Danny DeVito's live action performance in Always Sunny, more Ron Swanson

October 20, 2011

Recreation Adventure: My 1st Disc Golf Experience

Taking advantage of a beautiful Sunday afternoon, I decided to engage in the recently popularized sport of disc golf. I chose this activity because it has been something I wanted to do since I first saw a disc golf course many years ago at a camp on Catalina Island. Despite the intrigue, I never played, but it had always been in the back of my mind as something that looked super fun and awesome. Recently, the popularity of disc golf as a recreational activity and professional sport has exploded. In the last 2 years, 4 disc golf courses have been established around my hometown of Escondido, California! Previously there were none! It’s new found ultra-popularity rekindled that memory and a desire to play. Needless to say, I had been anxiously waiting for an opportunity to partake in the frisbee chucking pleasures of disc golf for sometime. Unfortunately, there are not any disc golf courses around Santa Monica, but this assignment gave me the boost I needed to head out to the closest one in the beautiful city of Sylmar.

The origins of disc golf date back to the 1960’s when flying recreational discs were first invented, but it’s popularity really took off in 1976 when Ed Headrick established the Disc Golf Association Company. Soon after, a group of enthusiasts formed the Professional Disc Golf Association (PDGA). Steadily increasing popularity over the years, disc golf is played around the world and there are now more than 3000 courses to choose from. 87% of those courses are free! The PDGA has made disc golf every bit as professional as traditional golf (Palmeri, 2008). Much like traditional club and ball golf, the goal of disc golf is to complete a course of 9 or 18 “holes” in as little amount of “strokes” as possible. Trees, obstacles, and hills make the courses difficult and unique. Instead of a hole, the target is a large chain basket that catches the disc. Also as in traditional golf, serious players will have a set of discs, each being used for different distances and conditions. There are distance drivers, mid-range discs, and putters of different qualities and weights. Unlike traditional golf, disc golf is much more affordable as the discs are generally priced between $10 and $20, plus the courses are usually free or charge a very minimal fee to play.


My disc golf experience began with a trip to Sports Chalet where my fellow first time opponents and I had gathered for the event. Eric, Matt, Lindsey, and I each purchased a necessary disc. Being the poor twentysomethings that we are, we only purchased distance drivers. “Orcs” and “Valkyries” by Innova for $8.99 were the discs of choice. We will have to test out the mid-range and putter discs another time. Next we headed out to the lovely Veterans Memorial Park in Sylmar, California. Originally home to a veteran’s hospital that was destroyed in the 1971 Sylmar Earthquake, Veterans Memorial Park was dedicated in 1979 after ownership of the land was transferred to Los Angeles County. The park’s disc golf course was established in 1980 (L.A. County Parks and Recreation, n.d.). This course is definitely not a product of the recent disc golf craze. A description of this course according to the website Disc Golf Course Review says, “Very challenging, with lots of trees and hills in the lower portion of park. Some rough walking terrain.” (DGCourseReview, 2011) It is probably not a course for beginners, but I wanted the authentic disc golf experience!


On this cloudless, sunny day we pulled up to the mostly empty parking lot of the Veterans Memorial Park Disc Golf Course around noon. Upon arrival I was surprised to see a “pro shop” of sorts. This particular course has a $2 fee for all day play, which I was more than happy to pay. Entering the little pro shop was a perfect beginning to the experience because I was immediately immersed in a world where disc golf discs line all the walls from floor to ceiling. New discs, used discs, discs of every color, it was certainly a site I had never seen before! We each paid our $2 and received our official scorecard and mini pencil, just like in real golf. There was no need for an official tee time though.


We made our way to the first tee where another group of two burly, tattooed men were just starting their game. This was an intimidating introduction to the sport! First of all, both of these guys were no strangers to the game. They were fully equipped each with official disc carrying bags filled with multiple discs. It is important to note here that these holes are not any shorter than traditional golf holes; we are talking about 200-400 yards each. When you stand at the tee, that basket is a tiny metal spec in the distance, but when these burly semi-professionals “teed off” with running starts and powerful throws they sent those discs with incredible speed and precision most of the way down the “fairway”. There was no way that my throws were going to look anything like theirs. I am sure we looked extremely amateurish there, each with our one disc, watching on in awe. But we were amateurs. There always has to be a first time!


In an impromptu precision disc toss to determine the starting order, it was decided that I would tee off last. I watched my competition make their first disc golf throws. They were nothing like the tattooed semi-pros, unimpressive, fading left and right, and going a fourth of the distance. Despite my colleagues’ less-than-stellar first attempts, I stepped to the tee with confidence. I am pretty good at throwing a traditional Frisbee, so how much different could this be? Well, turns out a lot. With a hop-skip and a mighty fling my disc takes a hard right fade, crashing into the dirt and lands a quarter of the way down the fairway. No more impressive than anyone else’s, this would be far from my worst throw of the day. Back and forth and through the trees we traversed the first hole, finally putting our discs into the basket with 4 chainy jangles. On a course designed exclusively with par 3’s, our scores for this hole would be Lindsey with 8, Eric with 6, and Matt and I with 5’s. The amount of times that anyone managed to toss a 4 and get out of the 5-8 range could be counted on one hand. No one ever made par. Thus began our rousing game of disc golf!


Play continued across the hilly course unimpressively, although it was Matt who appeared to get the early jump on the learning curve. His throws seemed to hover straighter and land neatly. One aspect of this game that we found mildly frustrating was that the baskets at many of the holes were hard to find. This lead to much consultation of the course map, running ahead to look for the basket, or simply teeing off and hoping we were sending the discs in the right direction. We searched the

longest for the basket on the 10th hole. It ended up literally being in the middle of a large bush. That was a cool surprise. Unlike a traditional golf course of perfectly manicured greens and precisely trimmed grass, the only set up required for a disc golf course is the placement of baskets and some kind of tee indicator. The native flora is left largely untouched which makes for a beautiful natural setting. This is a very appealing aspect of this sport to me. Although the 10th hole was hard to find, this made me consider the possibilities for creativity in course design. I am looking forward to visiting different courses in the future for their natural scenery and design.

Growing more comfortable with the game, the back nine took on a somewhat different feel. Frustrated with her disc throwing abilities, Lindsey bowed out after the first nine. It was now a three-man tournament. Eric and I began inching higher on the learning curve, evening out the playing field. Also contributing was the fact that Matt was feeling the fatigue on his body earlier that Eric and I. The back nine were also more strenuous and difficult with a lot of up hill holes and close proximity to a fence and road that made precision more essential. Definitely improving with each disc I threw, I received my first and only 2 “birdies” on holes 15 and 18. As a testament to our communal rookie-ness, we each received a score of 50 on the back nine! Winning our match all came down to who caught on the quickest in the beginning, that of course was Matt. After approximately two and a half hours of play, we were only separated by a couple of strokes. Matt won with a 96. I came in second with a 98. Eric barely fell behind with a 99. After such a rousing tournament, Jack-in-the-Box tacos were in order to celebrate Matt’s triumph in our first ever game of disc golf.


Overall I would have to say that my first disc golf experience was fantastic! I kind of already knew that it would be because of how much I loved the idea, but I am glad to know that it lived up to my expectations. It is an excellent recreational activity and a disc golf course would be nothing but an

asset to any community. Because the set-up of a disc golf course is so simple and easy to maintain, I believe it is an idea that has survived government budget cuts as well as largely escaped commodification (Hurd & McLean, 2012). With zero to $2 course fees and minimal required equipment, it is an activity that is available to almost everyone. Also, it can be enjoyed by all ages and skill levels, from amateurs to pros who take it to the serious leisure level. I am sure that all of these reasons are contributors to the recent rediscovery and resurgence of disc golf in many communities. This is a movement that I fully support and am very happy to be a part of. Joseph Lee and the other recreation founders would be proud!


Despite the fact that the Veterans Park course could do a better job distinguishing the basket locations with a simple rehab job, I enjoyed every second of my disc golf experience and definitely plan to do it again soon. I think what made the biggest impact on me was watching the buff semi-pros and realizing how serious and professional disc golf can be. I am also intrigued by the potential for creativity in course design as well as the scenic natural setting the game is played in. I am very much looking forward to testing out different courses as well as trying the mid-range and putter discs. Fueled purely by intrinsic motivation and enjoyment of the game, I definitely have physical, social, and psychological motivators pushing me to journey farther into the world of disc golf (Hurd & McLean, 2012). Unfortunately, the nearest disc golf courses to my Santa Monica home are a 40-minute drive away; otherwise I could see this being a frequent weekend activity. We should encourage the Los Angeles parks and recreation department to set up some disc golf courses, although the lack of natural land could be a problem. In any event I will definitely be checking out one of the many disc golf courses that have appeared near my parents’ house next time I visit. I am very thankful for this assignment for finally giving me the motivation to be proactive about seeking out the magic of disc golf.



References

DGCourseReview: Sylmar (Veterans Park) (2011) Retrieved October 3, 2011 from

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/course.php?id=909&mode=ci.

Hurd, A. R., & McLean, D. D. (2012). Kraus’ recreation and leisure in modern society (9th ed.).

Sadbury, MA: Jones & Bartlett Learning, LLC.

Palmeri, J. (2008). The Origins of Disc Golf. Retrieved October 3, 2011 from http://www.pdga.com/history.

L.A. County Parks and Recreation: Veterans Memorial Community Regional Park (n.d.). Retrieved October 3, 2011 from http://parks.lacounty.gov/Parkinfo.asp?URL=cms1_033269.asp&Title=Veterans%20Me